101 Great Honesty Jokes/Memes On Arvind Kejriwal
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#YoKejriwalSoHonest that he was found standing on weighting machine naked for accurate measurement
#YoKejriwalSoHonest that every aam aadmi in the country knows his twitter password, email account password & bank account passwords
#YoKejriwalSoHonest that he ordered to arrest Napoleon as he found his dictionary had the word 'impossible'
#YoKejriwalSoHonest that he is not consulting a doctor for his cough as he has not received his 1st salary as CM!!
#YoKejriwalSoHonest he goes to office to use the bathroom after 700 ltrs have been consumed at his residence
#YoKejriwalSoHonest that whenever he downloads a movie online, he buys a ticket to see it
#YoKejriwalSoHonest he likes Shakira's hips. Because they don't lie.
#YoKejriwalSoHonest Rihanna is in love with kejri...as she "Loves the way he lies...."
#YoKejriwalSoHonest that he has to wear old tattered & torn shirts to buy a blackberry!
कहाँ जा रहा है बेटा?माँ, गंगा स्नान कर पवित्र होने..बेटा इतनी दूर कहाँ जाएगा, AAP का सदस्य बन यहीं पवित्र हो ले....#YoKejriwalSoHonest
#YoKejriwalSoHonest he stopped being friends with Johnny because he ate sugar and lied to his dad about it.
#YoKejriwalSoHonest that he refused to marry Indian girls coz he had pledged in scl days tht all Indians r my brothers&sisters
#YoKejriwalSoHonest that he uninstalled free anti virus in his new laptop because he needs no security.
#YoKejriwalSoHonest He sent his 4gb memory card to jail because it got corrupted.
#YoKejriwalSoHonest AAP goes Global. Next will contest election in Afghanistan with Talibans as alliance Partner
There's something common between Salman Khan's virginity, Sonia Gandhi's poverty ,Rahul Gandhi's intelligence and #YoKejriwalSoHonest
#YoKejriwalSoHonest He asks for receipt when he Puts money on Pujari's Aarti Plate in a Temple
#YoKejriwalSoHonestदेश में सादगी का ड्रामा चल रहा है #NaMoInGoa
#YoKejriwalSoHonest केजरीवाल जी इतने ईमानदार हैं कि उनके देरी से घर आने पर आलोक नाथ भी नहीं पूछते कि बेटा इतनी देर कहां रह गए थे।
#YoKejriwalSoHonest He even pays for 'regular' water and finger bowl.
#YoKejriwalSoHonest that he reads the entire terms and conditions of a software agreement before accepting it!
#YoKejriwalSoHonest aks the begger how much he needs before giving him money.
#YoKejriwalSoHonest he never uses torrents.
#YoKejriwalSoHonest that even Alok Nath takes aashirwaad from him
#YoKejriwalSoHonest that he counts the # of chips in his chips packet and returns the extra chips!!
#YoKejriwalSoHonest ki wo apni biwi ko bargaining b nahi karne dete .
So too many tweets on #YoKejriwalSoHonest Ghaziabad Police decides to provide him with Z security from tomorrow.
#YoKejriwalSoHonest that he did not bunk his class during his college days.....
#YoKejriwalSoHonest that while playing HIDE & SEEK, he never opens his eyes while counting 1 to 50.
#YoKejriwalSoHonest AAP website is so transparent, u cant see the expenses and sources of their SUVs taken to Amethi
#YoKejriwalSoHonest that witnesses before testifying in the court would place their hand on Kejriwal's photo instead of the Bhagvad Gita 😜
#YoKejriwalSoHonest टॉयलेट में पेपर के जगह अपना रुमाल ही यूज करते होंगे :p
#YoKejriwalSohonest He pronounces the H in Honest
#YoKejriwalSoHonest राहुल गाँधी जनता को गरीब रख कर राजीव/इंदिरा/जवाहर योजना के तहत सरकारी खज़ाना लुटाना चाहता है और मोदीजी कमाने की ताकत
#YoKejriwalSoHonest when he calls every honest person to join his party his wife does not joins it to the date
#YoKejriwalSoHonest he counted the number of jokes and found they are less than 101!
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